Apparently you make a good broom.
where does the pee come out of this thing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got inside last night via doggy door
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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