FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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