This girl is more easily done than said...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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