Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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