people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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