i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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