What did we do last night that was yellow?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
