Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
we should paint friendship bongs
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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