I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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