I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Sorry about my life...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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