when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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