What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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