i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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