Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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