But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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