I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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