a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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