I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
