Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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