she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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