you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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