Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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