are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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