brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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