normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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