Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
