Pants 0. Shit 1.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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