Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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