i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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