i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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