His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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