Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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