She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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