sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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