Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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