What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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