You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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