I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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