community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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