Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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