I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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