Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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