This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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