Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
im on a boat
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