I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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