Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
how drunk are you?
Several
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
