I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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