My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
