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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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(518): View more from New York

you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly

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(516): View more from New York

And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.

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(253): View more from Washington

sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.

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(330): View more from Ohio

its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays

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(517): View more from Michigan

I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?

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