Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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