Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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