let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You're a waste of cheezeits
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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