I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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