There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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