Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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