It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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